Asians Don't Ice Skate.

I'm Asian. (Well duh) So you would expect me to be a flawless ice skater. Figure maybe. It should be in my blood. Nope. Far from it. I come from a line of clumsy people. In fact, I've decided that I've inherited the two dominant genes of clumsiness from my parents. (Typically you need just one dominant and two recessive...not in my case.)

First 5 seconds on the ice and I fell. Thanks mom and dad. You made this.

 

See those are my white friends...they are boss at ice skating. I do a rather hobble like kind of skate. 

Now for some pictures of this crazy past week!

When you have Chris take pictures for you, he takes a selfie. Every. Time. Also, I miss the Unicorn Horn.

We unplanned quintuplited. (if that is even a word) 

And Bryan. Need I say more?

I got snap chatted our Sadies pictures, (thanks Morgan!) They will be printed someday.

I don't really understand my face in this one. But yes, we were Mushu and Mulan. :) If you didn't already expect that, then you don't even know me.

Our fantastic group! Try and guess all the characters! We were very diverse. It was awesome! They were such a fun group! And I had a great date!

Yup. This explains us. 

For absolutely no reason at all, Mike asked if she could take pictures on my phone. So like the responsible semi-adult I am, I let her. There's about 20 more of these. Just imagine it with basically it up her nostril. 

Confession: I love Taylor Swift. 

Confessioin #2: I hate her new album. But this picture is hilarious! 

Zupas with my fantastical mother! I love her. 

So I wanted to get some new sheets (living the rebel life, I know) So my mom took me to Ross. And you won't believe what we saw! A Drag Queen. No joke. For reals. His fish net tights perfectly matched his old man chin sag. 

*Sorry the picture is blurry. But you get the idea. 

Bonus: When we went ice skating, the guys that came with us all got figure skating (femmy) looking ice skates. While the rest of us girls got hockey looking skates. And the way that Tanner was walking in his skates was too priceless not to record. He looks like he should be model on the runway working that strut! 

~In closing, Asians don't ice skate. Or at least I don't. That makes my life less sore, and more Full of Smiles.~